191 Good Paranoia Questions (Funny, Dirty, Sexy and more)

Paranoia is a fun drinking game ideal for parties and casual get-togethers. The rules are simple and engaging.

Sitting in a circle, a friend whispers into the ear of the person next to them a question. The person then answers the question aloud with a person’s name in the room while keeping the question a secret.

Paranoia Rules

The rules are simple: You’ll need a group of friends, some drinks (alcoholic or not), and a coin.

• Sit around with your friends in a circle. Choose someone to start with a question.
• The first person asks someone to their left a question by whispering it into their ear. The answer must be a person’s name in the circle and cannot be the person asking or answering the question.
• The answerer must say the answer aloud to the group.
• Toss a coin to determine if the question is revealed or if it must remain a mystery. Heads: reveal. Tails: keep it a secret.
• A player can skip answering a question once, but only once.

Now that you know the rules let’s get started on the questions!

Paranoia Game Questions

Paranoia game questions should match the mood and vibe of the group. We’ve included different categories to choose questions from to match your party.

Some groups of friends are raunchier than others, so choose a category that you’re all comfortable with for an enjoyable game.

Paranoia Questions Adults

Being an adult doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with this game too. You’ll find plenty of adult-themed questions to ask your friends in this section.

These adult paranoia game questions don’t get very X-rated, but if you want some sexier questions, check out one of the categories further down.

1. Who is most likely to send food back at a restaurant?
2. Who could you easily convince to go streaking?
3. Who could you convince to go skinny dipping?
4. Who would apply to be on Survivor?
5. Who has likely finished a book within the past month?
6. Who is the biggest couch potato?
7. Who would have you voted as a class clown in high school?
8. Who is most likely to have a 401k?
9. Who do you think eats in bed every night?
10. Who rewatches romantic comedies the most?
11. Who is the weakest of the group?
12. Who is the strongest of the group?
13. Who do you think had braces as a teen?
14. Who is the most likely to be obsessed with Justin Bieber?
15. Who would make a good POTUS?
16. Who do you think is the first person to jump in the pool?
17. Who is the most likely to burn toast?
18. Who is the most likely to be a cat lady/cat gentleman?
19. Who doesn’t return their shopping cart in the parking lot?
20. Who has the best chance of winning on Big Brother?
21. Who would gamble all their money away in Vegas?
22. Who would be the most entertaining reality star?
23. Who is the most likely to own an ugly Christmas sweater?
24. Who probably leaves their Christmas lights up until February?
25. Who needs to do laundry the most?
26. Who puts too much salt on their food?
27. Who doesn’t season when they’re cooking?
28. Who is the most likely to put ketchup on their steak?
29. Who is the most likely to wear the same pants three days in a row?
30. Who probably still sleeps with a stuffed animal?
31. Who is the most likely to pick their nose?
32. Who is the most likely to shower twice a day?
33. Who is the most likely to go a week without showering?
34. Who is the most likely to have cake for breakfast?
35. Who probably drinks the most coffee?
36. Who probably drinks the most alcohol?
37. Who has probably never made their bed?
38. Who probably has a secret tattoo?
39. Who is the most likely to swim with dolphins?
40. Who is the most likely to go skydiving?
41. Who is the biggest morning person?
42. Who is the biggest night owl?
43. Who is the most likely to cry at a movie?
44. Who is the most likely to catch a cold/has the weakest immunity?
45. Who is probably the biggest Britney Spears fan?
46. Who probably hasn’t read a book since high school?
47. Who is the worst person to set up your WiFi?
48. Who would help you move?
49. Who is the most likely to go to prison?
50. Who climbed the most trees as a kid?
51. Who is the best swimmer?
52. Who is the biggest kiss-ass?
53. Who would climb a rock wall the fastest?
54. Who probably goes to McDonald’s the most?
55. Who needs a haircut?
56. Who owns the most clothes?
57. Who eats the most pasta?

Deep Paranoia Game Questions

Paranoia can get pretty deep! Ask these questions to get to know your friends on a deeper level. It’s best to use these questions with a group that won’t take anything to heart or gets their feelings hurt, but it’ll definitely open up some topics!

1. Who has the best moral compass?
2. Who is definitely getting into heaven?
3. Who is for sure going to Hell?
4. Who had the worst childhood?
5. Who is the most likely to see a therapist more than once a week?
6. Who is the meanest person in the circle?
7. Who would be a corrupt cop?
8. Who is the most two-faced?
9. Who respects their mom the most?
10. Who is the most dramatic person?
11. Who loves animals the most?
12. Who is the most likely to donate to charity?
13. Who will be the first (or next) to have children?
14. Who is the most privileged?
15. Who is the smartest?
16. Who has the best sense of humor?
17. Who has the worst sense of humor?
18. Who is the most sensitive?
19. Who plays video games the most?
20. Who sucks at video games the most?
21. Who would be the first to quit Monopoly
22. Who is afraid of the dark?
23. Who is the most likely to have a 5-year plan?
24. Who is the most paranoid?
25. Who is the most likely to have an affair?
26. Who is the most spiritual?
27. Who is the most likely to get fired?
28. Who is the most likely to get promoted?
29. Who has the worst style?
30. Who is the most likely to win an Olympic gold medal?
31. Who has the worst manners?
32. Who is the most likely to get into medical school?
33. Who is the most insecure?
34. Who is the most shallow?
35. Who would pull over to help someone change a tire?
36. Who will die first?
37. Who will die last?

Funny Paranoia Questions

Sometimes we just want to laugh. Paranoia is excellent for that, too. Here are some funny questions to ask your friends and have a laugh. These are sure to spark a good time and get everyone’s bellyaching after a few rounds.

1. Who probably would’ve died on the Titanic?
2. Who would be the worst superhero?
3. Who would make the best pet?
4. Who is the most likely to drop their Starbucks drink in the parking lot?
5. Who has the most gutter balls when bowling?
6. Who probably thinks dad jokes are funny?
7. Who probably loves pineapple on pizza?
8. Who is the most likely to assassinate the president?
9. Who is the most likely to say ‘I was born in the wrong generation?
10. Who needs to buy a new toothbrush?
11. Who probably owns too many hats?
12. Who still watches SpongeBob SquarePants?
13. Who spends the most time looking in a mirror?
14. Who doesn’t know how to load a dishwasher properly?
15. Who probably thinks reindeer aren’t real?
16. Who would probably put metal in the microwave?
17. Who is the most likely to have a dream where they’re naked in public?
18. Who is the most likely to fall down the stairs on the first day of school?
19. Who is the gassiest person in the group?
20. Who probably looks at their business in the toilet before flushing?
21. Who owns the most tie-dye clothing?
22. Who would be the first to die in an apocalypse?
23. Who is the most likely to die on the toilet?
24. Who has probably peed in a hot tub?
25. Who is the biggest prankster?
26. Who would eat all the food rations if you were stranded in the middle of the ocean?
27. Who hates their name the most?
28. Who has the most annoying/worst laugh?
29. Who probably owns a onesie?
30. Who keeps all of their Halloween costumes?
31. Who has probably never been to the gym?
32. Who in the group in the group knows the most about celebrity gossip?
33. Who is the most likely to fart and blame the dog?
34. Who is the most likely to choke on their food?
35. Who probably loves Star Wars the most?
36. Whose socks never match?
37. Who eats like a picky 6-year-old/ who is the pickiest eater?
38. Who has the worst hairdo?
39. Who looks the youngest for their age?
40. Who is the most likely to go number two at work?
41. Who is the most likely to take a nap at work?
42. Who is the most likely to fall for a phishing/internet scam?
43. Who is the most likely to get lost even with a GPS?
44. Who needs to get their eyebrows done?
45. Who would’ve joined the Manson Family if they were invited?
46. Who is the most likely to tell their teacher the dog ate their homework?
47. Who has likely peed their pants the most recently?
48. Who is probably afraid of birds?
49. Who would scream the loudest on a rollercoaster?
50. Who is the most likely to wear a fedora hat?
51. Who probably lied about graduating high school?
52. Who gets the drunkest on their birthday?
53. Who is the worst driver?
54. Who probably doesn’t know how to parallel park?
55. Who would get kicked out of a museum for touching the art?
56. Who is the most likely to think a plane is a shooting star?

Sexual Paranoia Questions for Your Game

Sexual questions can get your friends to open up dramatically. They can be pretty funny too. Be careful what questions you ask if you don’t want to know the answers! But it’s undeniable that some dirty paranoia game questions can bring you and your friends closer together.

1. Who is the most likely to walk around their house naked?
2. Who is the freakiest in the circle?
3. Who is the most likely to have a threesome?
4. Who probably owns the most sex toys?
5. Who watches the most porn?
6. Who is the most likely to laugh during sex?
7. Who is the most likely to cry during sex?
8. Who probably has daddy issues?
9. Who is the biggest prude of the group?
10. Who is most likely to wait to have sex until marriage?
11. Who thinks of their ex during sex?
12. Who is the least likely to please their partner?
13. Who has the lowest standards for hook-ups?
14. Who has the highest body count?
15. Who probably has a sex playlist on their phone?
16. Who has the least amount of body hair?
17. Who probably has a mirror on their ceiling?
18. Who is currently the horniest in the group?
19. Who probably has a foot fetish?
20. Who is the most likely to use whipped cream in the bedroom?
21. Who is the most likely to have sex in public?
22. Who is the most likely to have sex in a car?
23. Who is the most likely to sleep with their boss?
24. Who is the most likely to still be a virgin?
25. Who uses dating/hook-up apps the most?
26. Who is the most likely to be commando (not wearing underwear) right now?
27. Who talks about sex the most?
28. Who probably watches TV while having sex?
29. Who lies about the sexual escapades?
30. Who enjoys role-play the most?
31. Who is the most likely to moon someone?
32. Who eats the most aphrodisiacs?
33. Who is the most likely to have a sex swing?
34. Who is the most likely to flirt with a cop to avoid a ticket?
35. Who is the most likely to record a sex tape?
36. Who would be the most embarrassed by their search history?
37. Who has faked the most orgasms?
38. Who would have sex with John Malkovich?
39. Who is the most likely person to have sex in their childhood home?
40. Who is the worst flirt?
41. Who has probably had sex in the most countries?

Conclusion

Getting creative is the key to playing Paranoia. With this list, you have everything you need to play a fantastic and hilarious game at your party and instill some paranoia in your friends as you all whisper about one another.