Everyone loves to laugh, especially kids, and jokes are a good way to introduce laughter into any gathering. Our collection of funny jokes for kids includes “Knock, Knock!” jokes, holiday jokes, and those that are clean, corny, and silly. Whether you are a parent sharing these jokes with you own children, a teacher having fun with your students, or just a kid that likes to have fun, our collection of jokes for kids is guaranteed to produce giggles, and, sometimes, uncontrollable laughter.

“Knock, Knock!” Jokes for Kids

Some of the oldest and most loved jokes are the “Knock, knock!” jokes. Most little kids love and understand these jokes, so they continue to be favorites among the younger crowd. Here is our selection of some funny kids “Knock, knock!” jokes to share with family and friends.

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    NunyNunya who?
    Nunya business
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ben
    Ben who?
    Ben awhile since I last saw you
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Theodore
    Theodore who?
    The door got slammed on my finger!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Art
    Art who?
    Art ya gonna open the door for me?
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Kent
    Kent who?
    Kent you tell? I’m standing right here!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Harry
    Harry who?
    Harry up and let me in!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I stopped by?
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to answer the door?
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Atch
    Atch who?
    Bless you
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mister
    Mister who?
    Mister last bus home.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Isabel
    Isabel who?
    Isabel broken? I had to knock.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Olive
    Olive who?
    Olive you.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Olive
    Olive who?
    Olive right next door to you.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?Justin
    Justin who?
    Justin time to give you a hug.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there
    Boo
    Boo who?
    I didn’t mean to make you cry!It’s just me!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will
    Will who?
    Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s There?
    Barbie
    Barbie who?
    Barbie Q Chicken!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Figs
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Let us in. We’re freezing!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Turnip
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the volume. I like this song.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Who
    Who who?
    Is there an owl in here?
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cow-go
    Cow-go who?
    Cow go MOO!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Police
    Police who?
    Police (please) may I come in?
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Water
    Water who?
    Water you doing knocking on my door.
  • Who’s there?
    Beef
    Beef who?
    Before I get mad, you’d better let me in!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Leaf
    Leaf who?
    Leaf Me Alone!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tank
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Nobel
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that’s why I knocked!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s There?
    Anita
    Anita who?
    Anita to borrow a pencil!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Yukon
    Yukon who?
    Yukon say that again!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amarillo
    Amarillo who?
    Amarillo nice guy!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tyrone
    Tyrone who?
    Tyrone shoelaces!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby
    Abby who?
    Abby C D E F G H…
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amy
    Amy who?
    Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts.
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Holiday Jokes

Holiday Jokes

Holiday get-togethers are perfect times to share jokes as part of having a fun time. Our selection of holiday jokes for kids cover those times when parties with family and friends are common. Liven up the party by sharing one of our holiday jokes for kids.

Christmas Jokes for Kids

  • What’s white and goes up?
    A confused snowflake!
  • What do you call an old snowman?
    Water!
  • What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  • What goes: now you see me, now you don’t; now you see me, now you don’t?
    A snowman on a zebra crossing!
  • What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
    Santa caught in a revolving door!
  • What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
    Santa walking backwards!
  • Knock, knock!!
    Who’s there?Snow.Snow who?Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
  • When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
    In the dictionary!
  • What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
    The Christmas one has no L (Noel)!
  • Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
    A mince spy!
  • Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
    He was stuffed!
  • What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    Do you smell carrot?
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite!
  • Where do snowmen go to dance?
    A snow ball!
  • What carol is heard in the dessert?
    Camel ye faithful!
  • What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
    Jungle bells, jungle bells!
  • What is Santa’s dog called?
    Santa Paws!
  • Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
    Santa Jaws!
  • What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
    Santa Clues!
  • What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
    Santa Pause!
  • Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?
    Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?
  • What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
    He got 12 months!
  • What do you call an Eskimo cow?
    An Eskimoo.
  • Who is Santa’s most famous elf?
    Elfvis!
  • What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
    A Clausterphobic

Halloween Jokes for Kids

  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
    Because he had no-body to go with!
  • What does a panda ghost eat?
    Bam-BOO!
  • Why did the Cyclops close his school?
    Because he found out he had only one pupil!
  • What does a ghost keep in its stable?
    Nightmares!
  • What kind of streets do ugly zombies live on?
    Dead-ends!
  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
    The actors get stage fright!
  • What do skeletons say at the front door?
    Crick or creak!
  • Why don’t you eat ghosts?
    They’ll go right through you!
  • What’s a vampire’s favorite part of the guitar?
    The neck!
  • What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite!
  • Where do famous movie stars go on Halloween?
    MaliBOO!
  • What do you call a skeleton that lies around in its grave all the time?
    Lazy bones!
  • What key opens a Haunted House?
    A spooKEY!
  • What is the problem with two twin witches?
    You never know which witch is which!
  • Who won the zombie war?
    Nobody, it was dead even!
  • What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
    A wide scream TV!
  • Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
    Because he wanted to get some muscles!
  • Why was the little skeleton crying?
    Because he wanted to be wrapped up like his mummy!
  • Where does a vampire keep his money?
    In a blood bank!
  • Why don’t skeletons play music in a church?
    They have no organs!
  • What do you call a mummy eating her Halloween cookies in bed?
    A crummy mummy!
  • What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
    Puffy!
  • What kind of person does a mummy take on a date?
    Any old girl he can dig up!
  • Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in college?
    Because two heads are better than one!
  • What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
    Anything with a ball!
  • What did the little ghost say to his mom?
    I’ve to a little boo boo!
  • How do ghosts like their chicken?
    Terror-fried!
  • How was Frankenstein’s birth?
    Shocking!
  • What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?
    Milk, because it is white and good for your bones!
  • What do you call a vampire 666 miles from a blood bank?
    A cab!
  • What do you get when you cross a ghost and a zombie?
    I don’t know, but it doesn’t sound good to me!
  • Where did the pirate ghost live?
    The BOO-hamas!
  • What did the skeleton order with his drink?
    A mop!
  • What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
    A nectarine!
  • What happened when the young witch misbehaved?
    She was sent to her room with her broom!
  • Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster Halloween party?
    Because all the kids were a goblin!
  • What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
    Spook when you’re spooken too!
  • What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
    A chicken sand witch!
  • How do phantoms travel?
    Ghost to ghost!
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert?
    I scream!
  • What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
    A flying Band-Aid!
  • What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?
    The dentist!
  • When do vampires like horseracing?
    When it’s neck and neck!
  • What song do vampires hate?
    You are my sunshine!
  • Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat?
    Because there’s no point in it!
  • What do you read on Halloween?
    BOO-ks!
  • How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    Tickle its funny bone!
  • What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
    Sherlock Bones!
  • What is a ghost’s favorite ride?
    A roller-ghoster!
  • Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
  • Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?
    Because he had no body to go with!
  • What school subject is a witch good at?
    Spelling!
  • Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
    A scare center!
  • What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
    Fang mail!
  • Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
    He was a pain in the neck!
  • Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
    Because of his coffin.

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

  • What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
    If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
  • Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
    Because everything is marked down after the holidays
  • Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
    Because he had the drumsticks
  • What do you call a dumb gobbler?
    A jerky turkey
  • Why do turkeys always go, “Gobble, gobble?”
    Because they never learned good table manners
  • What has feathers and webbed feet?
    A Turkey wearing scuba gear
  • What key has legs and can’t open doors?
    A turkey
  • What kind of vegetable would you like on thanksgiving?
    Beets me!
  • Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
    Because they use such Fowl language
  • Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
    Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
  • What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
    Plenty of drumsticks for Thanksgiving
  • How can you make a turkey float?
    You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
  • Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
    The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
  • What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
    The turkey trot
  • What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
    Fangs-giving
  • Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
    Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  • Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
    The outside
  • What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
    Plymouth Rock
  • How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
    I’ll let you know next week
  • Why did the police arrest the turkey?
    They suspected it of fowl play.
  • What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
    The turKEY
  • What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
    Boy! I’m stuffed!
  • Where did the first corn come from?
    The stalk brought it
  • Why did the turkey cross the road?
    It was the chicken’s day off.
  • What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  • Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
    Because April showers bring MayFlowers.

April Fools Jokes for Kids

  • Color Up
    Using face paint or washable marker (not permanent marker!) draw a mustache on your brother while he is sleeping or paint his nails with bright fingernail polish.
  • A Messy Drink
    Take a pin and poke holes around the top of the water bottle. When your friend drinks from it, water will come pouring out of the holes.
  • Give Me the Money
    Glue a coin to the ground and watch the other kids try to pick it up.
  • A Yucky Tooth Brushing Experience
    Sprinkle salt on family toothbrushes.
  • What’s Happening?
    Cover the remote control sensor or a sibling’s computer mouse with a piece of tape and watch your victim’s confusion when the device doesn’t work.
  • A Quick Wake Up
    Put a few drops of food coloring in the bottom of a cereal bowl and cover it with cereal. When milk is poured into the bowl, the milk will be a weird color.
  • A “Dirty” Trick
    Paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish and whoever uses will not get any lather.
  • “Bless You!”
    Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze. You will spray water on anyone close to you.
  • Turn It Up!
    Turn a family member’s alarm clock or computer to maximum volume.
  • A Writing Problem
    Paint the tips of someone’s pen or pencil with clear nail polish so it will not work.
  • The Warning
    Leave little notes warning someone of an impending prank and then do nothing all day.
  • The Switch
    Switch the salt and peppershakers or put sugar in the saltshaker.

Clean Jokes for Kids

Clean Jokes for Kids

If you need a funny joke quickly and want to make sure you or your children do not risk offending anyone, this list is a perfect resource.

  • Why did the alien want to leave the party?
    The atmosphere wasn’t right.
  • What is an astronaut’s favorite snack?
    Space Chips
  • What’s an alien’s favorite candy?
    Martian-mellows
  • Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
    So he could do space crafts
  • What’s an astronaut’s favorite drink?
    Gravi-te
  • How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
    You rocket.
  • What do space cows say?
    “Mooooo-n”
  • What do you call a pan spinning through space?
    An unidentified frying object
  • What is an alien’s favorite sport?
    SpaceBall
  • What did the left hand say to the right hand?
    How does it feel to always be right?
  • What did one eye say to the other?
    Between you and me something smells.
  • Why don’t acrobats work in the winter?
    They only do Summer-saults.
  • Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
    Because he was known as a hard case
  • What do you comb a rabbit with?
    A hare brush
  • Which rodent won the basketball game?
    The porcupine because he had the most points.
  • How do you catch a squirrel?
    Climb a tree and act like a nut.
  • What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    You can’t tuna fish
  • Where do mermaids see movies?
    At the Dive-In
  • How do you buy cat food?
    Purrr can.
  • What monkey is always exploding?
    A ba-boom
  • Why can’t you play games in the jungle?
    Because there’s always gonna be a cheetah.

Corny Jokes for Kids

Some jokes are just plain corny, which adds to the fun of telling the joke. The following cornyjokes may made adults grown, but kids will love them.

  • Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    Because he felt crummy
  • Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
    Because he wanted to see time fly!
  • Why was the baby strawberry crying?
    Because his mom and dad were in a jam
  • What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    You look flushed
  • Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
    Because people are dying to get in!
  • Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
    Because he was a little shellfish
  • Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
    He wanted cold hard cash!
  • What do call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Nacho Cheese
  • What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko
  • What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A nervous wreck
  • What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
    A waist of time
  • What is the best day to go to the beach?
    Sunday, of course!
  • What bow can’t be tied?
    A rainbow!
  • Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
    To get a tweetment
  • What has one head, one foot and four legs?
    A bed
  • Where did the computer go to dance?
    To a disc-o
  • What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    Spring time
  • Why do fish live in salt water?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  • Why is England the wettest country?
    Because the queen has reigned there for years!
  • Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
    Because it was not peeling well
  • Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    Because it had a virus!
  • What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
    It barked with de-light!
  • How do you shoot a killer bee?
    With a bee-bee gun
  • Who earns a living driving their customers away?
    A taxi driver
  • What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
    Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two-tired!
  • Why did the barber win the race?
    Because he took a short cut
  • Where do boats go when they get sick?
    The dock
  • What dog keeps the best time?
    A watch dog
  • What kind of crackers does firefighters like in their soup?
    Firecrackers!
  • What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
    Look grandpa, no hands!
  • What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
    The Space bar!
  • Which month do soldiers hate most?
    The month of March!
  • What runs but doesn’t get anywhere?
    A refrigerator
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was out-standing in his field
  • What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
    Oh Snap!
  • What did one hat say to another?
    You stay here; I’ll go on a head
  • What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
    You’re too young to smoke!
  • Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
    Because it’s a little meteor
  • Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    He neverlands!
  • Why did the picture go to jail?
    Because it was framed!
  • What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
    A stamp
  • What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
    UCLA
  • Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?
    Mini-soda
  • Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    All of the fans left
  • What did the duck say to the bartender?
    Put it on my bill
  • What did the Time Traveler do when he was still hungry after his last bite?
    He went back four seconds.
  • How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?
    Bring her flours
  • Why did the can crusher quit his job?
    Because it was soda pressing.
  • What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
    Wait at a buzz stop!
  • What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
    A dressmaker sews what she gathers; a farmer gathers what he sows.
  • Why did the poor man sell yeast?
    To raise some dough
  • How do snails fight?
    They slug it out.
  • Where do hamburgers go to dance?
    They go to the meat-ball
  • What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
    Sneakers
  • Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
    He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
  • What do you get when you put your radio in the fridge?
    Cool Music.
  • What can you serve but never eat?
  • A volleyball
  • Why did the hipster burn his tongue with his pizza?
    He ate it before it was cool!
  • Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
    Because n always has to be the center of attention
  • What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after dinner?
    He went back four seconds.

Silly Jokes for Kids

Silly Jokes for Kids

Some jokes are funny because they are silly. Younger kids especially enjoy a silly joke told well. Many in this list are perfect for the youngest joke lover in your family or group of friends.

  • What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
    Ouch!
  • What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer!
  • What did the penny say to the other penny?
    We make perfect cents.
  • Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
    So he could have sweet dreams
  • Why did the robber take a bath?
    Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
  • Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
    Because they peel
  • What did the red light say to the green light?
    Don’t look; I’m changing!
  • What’s the most musical part of a chicken?
    The drumstick
  • What do you give to a sick lemon?
    Lemon aid!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    Bison
  • Why did the frog take the bus to work?
    His car got toad.
  • Where do cows hang their paintings?
    In the mooo-seum
  • Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
  • What goes up when the rain comes down?
    An umbrella
  • What did the tree say to the wind?
    Leaf me alone!
  • What lights up a soccer stadium?
    A soccer match
  • Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
    Because it’s pointless

Math Jokes for Kids

Math jokes for kids are fun, but must be easily understood if they are going to produce laughter. Most children who know their numbers and basic math functions and terminology can understand our collection of math jokes for kids

  • Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  • Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had too many problems
  • What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
    Square meals!
  • Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?
    Class: At once!
  • Why didn’t the two 4’s want any dinner?
    Because they already 8!
  • What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
    Summer!
  • What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?
    Mothematics
  • What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi!
  • What did zero say to the number eight?
    Nice belt.
  • Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
    Student: You told me not to use tables.
  • Why did the boy eat his math homework?
    Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  • What do mathematicians eat on Halloween?
    Pumpkin Pi.
  • How can you make time fly?
    Throw a clock out the window!
  • Math Teacher: Think of a number.
    Student: Okay, I’ve got one.Teacher: Good. That’s not it.

Elephant Jokes for Kids

For some reason, kids love elephant jokes. Therefore, there are a great number of them. Our selection of elephant jokes includes only those appropriate for children.

  • What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet?
    An elephant with an umbrella!
  • Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
    So that he can sneak up on mice!
  • What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
    A jet-propelled elephant!
  • I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch an elephant, you’ve seen a maul.
  • What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
    Lost!
  • What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
    Mashed potatoes!
  • What do elephants and trees have in common?
    They both have big trunks!
  • Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
    Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!
  • What’s grey, has a wand, huge wings, and gives money to elephants?
    The tusk fairy!
  • What’s grey, but turns red?
    An embarrassed elephant!
  • Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
    In his trunk!
  • What’s grey, beautiful, and wears glass slippers?
    Cinderelephant!
  • What is an elephant’s favorite sport?
    Squash
  • When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
    When it’s a baby elephant!
  • What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
    Stuck!
  • What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
    Time to get a new bed!
  • How do you stop an elephant from charging?
    Take away his credit card!
  • Why did the elephant leave the circus?
    He was tired of working for peanuts.
  • What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  • What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
    This is the end of me!
  • Why do the elephants have short tails?
    Because they can’t remember long stories!
  • Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
    Because of all the cheetahs!
  • What do you call an elephant that never washes?
    A smellyphant!
  • Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
    Pupil: “You don’t have to find them; they’re too big to lose!”
  • What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
    Anything you want, as he can’t hear you!
  • What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?
    Terrified!
  • What do you call someone with an elephant on his or her head?
    Squashed!
  • Who lost a herd of elephants?
    Big bo peep!
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
    Swimming Trunks
  • What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
    Its shadow!
  • What do you do with old cannon balls?
    Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
  • What animals were last to leave the ark?
    The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

“Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?” Jokes

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

For some reason, these old favorites still are fun for kids. Adults will know many of the answers, but pretend to pause a bit before responding so your kid has more fun telling the joke.Try playing a “Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?” game by challenging a friend to see which of you can come up with the most answers.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was trying out a new pair of roller blades.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    All the other chickens were doing it.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was part of a chicken dance line.
  • Why did the chickens cross the road?
    They thought it was an egg-cellent idea!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because she was tired of living next to KFC!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Burrrrp. What chicken?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because the light turned green.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    He was stapled to an armadillo.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    She wanted to lay it on the line.
  • Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
    She wanted to stretch her legs.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
    Because it was a double-crosser
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Don’t ask me, ask the chicken!

A “Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?” joke is always fun and so are those jokes that build on the same type of question, as do the following jokes:

  • Why did the turtle cross the road?
    To get to the Shell station.
  • Why did the rooster cross the road?
    To prove he wasn’t a chicken
  • Why did the dog cross the road?
    To get to the barking lot
  • Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
    It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!
  • Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
    She wanted to stretch her legs.
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
    To get to the other slide.
  • Why did the cow cross the road?
    To get to the udder side!
  • Why did the chicken run across the road?
    There was a car coming.
  • Why did the fish cross the road?
    To get to its school.
  • Why did the fish cross the ocean?
    To get to the other tide!
  • Why did the frog cross the road?
    He was following the chicken!
  • Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
    The butcher was on the other side.
  • Why did the gum cross the road?
    It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
  • Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
    Because the referee called foul!
  • Why did the cactus cross the road?
    Because he was stuck to the chicken’s back.

Tips for Telling a Joke

  • Choose a joke you like. Your presentation will be better if you honestly like the joke you are telling.
  • Listen to how others tell jokes and see what works well for them.
  • Pick your audience. Make sure the people you are sharing the joke with will get it.
  • Pick a good place to tell your joke. For example, tell your joke at a party or share it with just to one or two friends you know will appreciate it.
  • Pick a good time to tell your joke. For example, avoid telling a joke during learning time at school. Doing so could get you into trouble.

Good jokes for kids can be difficult to find. Unfortunately, many joke lists include inappropriate language or subjects. Additionally, some jokes have references or idioms most kids cannot understand. If a kid cannot understand the joke, it will not be funny to him. Our list of jokes for kids has been reviewed and edited thoroughly to provide the best possible content and keep kids out of trouble when they share them. Pick one, tell it, and have fun!